I spent yesterday night in the ER with a very uncomfortable husband and not a lot of answers. After an EKG, X-ray, and blood draw they finally gave him an IV cocktail so at least one of us could sleep.
I stepped into the hall to find a ladies room while he slept and we waited for lab results. On the way back I noticed a plaque for employees who excelled beyond the call of duty at work. The fact that I stopped to read such an obvious attempt by management to motivate employees to work harder without increasing monetary compensation indicates just how bored I was…
Anyway! The employee I noticed was a phlebotomist. A phlebotomist? How does one excellent beyond the call of duty at that?
I mean no disrespect. At some jobs it is difficult to really smash the ball out of the park. I am an accountant! I can improve cash flow, or minimize tax liability. I am never going to save a life at work, or even dramatically improve one.
So what did this phlebotomist do? Poke more people per hour than the rest? Poke everyone right the first time? Start an IV in stressful circumstances? Omit the poison from the needle tip of an unappreciative smart ass like me?
In the end I wish that phlebotomist would have excelled for my husband, and given a diagnosis. I know that is the doctors job, but… the good news is my husband is not dying. The bad news is… of course they have no idea what the problem is. 🙂
Maybe he is just stressed from being with a basket case for so many weeks. Maybe I need to complain more to WordPress and less to him.